The Surrealist Certification Company is pleased to announce that four articles submitted by Richard Barrett, Elizabeth James, Harry Gilonis, and Scott Thurston have now been certified as officially surrealist, and have been stamped with Andre Breton's signature to indicate this. Congratulations to all parties for passing our stringent tests. The picture shows Elizabeth James' right wrist, which registered 0.9787236482 on the surrealist index. If you have an item you wish to submit for verification, please get in touch at zshboo@gmail.com